big-gay-nugget:

hi how the fuck do you take care of a succulent plant and a kalanchoe plant im a single mother of two gorgeous plant babies

Succulent: Marcus (bottom) Kalanchoe: Pin (top)

Their care is about the same; have them in the sunniest window you got, occasionally rotate them to keep even growth (as they’ll lean to wherever the sun goes), water when planter is fully dry and drain out/away any excess water leftover from each watering. Other than that just be ready to deadhead the Kalanchae once flowers are spent.