Mia Hawke loves animals but if you give her a baby donkey she will straight up cry because she loves donkeys. They’re fuzzy and have cute faces and big earsies and sweet gentle eyes and babies are even fuzzier and cuter
So basically if they were at a stable (for whatever reason NO CONTEXT NEEDED) and a new foal donkey were to approach her as baby animals often do, she would probably be on her knees bawling from the deadly cuteness?
I never did clean my drafts before my last mental crash did I-
fuck.
Good thing one can mass delete with xkit-
aaaand double fuck you’re telling me I’m gonna have to delete slowly and manually aren’t you?
GUYS (after what several months? half a year???) THE MASS DELETE FEATURE IN XKIT IS WORKING TONIGHT FOR ME
I’m alMOST FREE FROM THIS DRAFTS CURSE!!!!
I’M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AT LAAAAAASSSSSST
Several months later, and we’re back at the horrendous cycle. Since most are an accumulation of plant reblogs I was too lazy to tag, I’ll try to work through them individually. My queue is nearing it’s end anyways.
TFW you get positive comments as a content creator that keeps you motivated
But also
TFW a popular / your favourite content creator replies to your comment lol
Kittens are so fucking cute and tiny, they’re like little faes with their melodious mewls, bright shiny eyes, and their need to play/swat at everything. Such innocent little balls of angelic cotton. They melt hearts into putty.
KITTENS ARE SO FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE.
I better be paid in compensation transportation for chiropractor treatment for grabbing/carrying a rouge calf, not once, not twice, but thrice this week. Feel like I have a foreign entity jutting out from my back from that.
“-just kidding but it sounds like something someone on here would say“ posts generally piss me off.
Oddities in cattle animal husbandry include (without context);
– pregnant cow driving a tractor
– screeching at a cow like a strangled bantam rooster during a standoff
– tackling/snatching a calf and lugging it into a car trunk
This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose
I’m not ready to be a single mom
I know shit about reptiles
I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth
Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer
Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care
I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?
70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??
You a mom now
Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”
I’m gonna fistfight nature
@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow
I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??
I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out
YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA
DAMN IT SHARRON
First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this
Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??
UPDATE
SHES BACK
NEVERMIND
ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE
That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me
My response to this bs might be really off the mark cause I’m Lutheran, not Muslim, BUT FFS WITH ALL THE SHIT GOING ON THIS SET ME OFF.
Now apologies for bringing this ugly desecration onto this blog but I needed to get my rage vented outside of facebook. If you’re an islamophobe you can choke on your stinking bacon, I don’t want any of it if you’re wasting it on something so rude/cruel.
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