hi hello i hate myself but here’s my monster girl 13!!
Does connecting a tumblr to a twitter mean that it just sends your original content on tumblr to twitter or does it somehow send your reblogs to it as well???
those who hate the new she-ra design cause “she looks like a man w/o boobs/bosom/cleavage/sexualization” can suck the most unpleasant dick to ever exist for the expression “suck a dick”.
everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose heads are so far up their asses they think singing week-long ballads is prime entertainment and say shit like “thou” and “beseech” unironically y’all should be hooking up with dwarves who 1. actually know how to throw the fuck down and let loose at a party 2. will literally shower you in diamond dust and gold they mined and crafted with their bare hands and 3. can sling you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes with their huge muscular arms developed from hours of said mining and crafting. there’s literally no contest.
Of course it’d be a drawing of a swole dwarf woman that’d motivate me to make a twitter of course that’d be the tipping point
Sleep paralysis is weird… you’re awake but your body literally can’t fucking do anything, your brain is going “back to sleeeeeep” but your survival instincts are saying “DON’T GO BACK TO SLEEP OR YOU’LL FUCKING DIE” you end up being this creature that’s half way to an anxiety attack but literally can’t do anything about it… mother nature why did you design this shitty animal
And then your brain projects a demon into your room because why not?
Brain: this situation isn’t hellish enough I’m gonna add some uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh…satan
The first time it happened to me I had a witch, complete with pointy hat, green skin and a wart on her nose, floating on a swirling black cloud above my bed.
I was about 12 at the time.
man i feel sorry for you guys. The first and only experience i’ve had with sleep paralysis was literally just a bunch of fucking ants crawling all over my body, but like it was a poorly looped gif of ants and as soon as I realized when the ants reset to their original position, they started floating off my body in chunks and clipping through my bed. Hands down one of the top 5 funniest things to happen to me.
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