Me: This plant is pretty and lovely but probably unwise to grow in our kind of gardens so probably won’t.
Dad:*Condescendingly puts down any interest about this plant as if it’s stupid for anyone to bother with this plant*
Me:
Me: Despite the consequences I now will now out of pure spite grow this plant till you’re drowning in the presence of this plant you ass.

Ngl I’m a little pissed that the SECOND FREAKING TIME I TRY TO BUY APIOS AMERICANA, I GET FREAKING AMPHICARPAEA BRACTEATA YET AGAIN!!!! WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP MIS-ID’ING THESE PLANTS ARE YOU BLUMMING SERIOUS-