The more I mentally weigh pros/cons of hot vs cold composting, the more I think some kind of DIY tumbling hot composter may be the best route for me. I’m too lazy to physically fork around a pile to keep the compost hot (and hence weed-free), and cold composting would guarantee my mortal enemy that is the twitch grass (which at this rate of its nastiness, I’m tempted to call “devil’s grass”).

Just need to have dad help me find a biiiiiiig ass barrel to work with.