I wonder if there’s search results for “how do I keep this cat from biting my arm” or “how do I stop my cat from GRABBING MY FREAKING FACE!!!”

Alice the Kitten: *squeaks*

Me:

Crusty cuddlebug

Lazing tabby barn kittens. Wanted to take pics of the bigger ones, but semiferals don’t like to nap near people for long lol.

New bananacat;

Corncat, She no liek ze corn

Pair of ‘mouse control technicians’ to lose their jobs when Ontario closes tree seed plant

“Pepper and Sammy are paid by the taxpayers of Ontario in room, board and veterinary care. These “mice-control technicians,” as one bureaucrat called them, are the reason there is no rodent problem at the Ontario Tree Seed Plant in Angus, Ont., about 120 kilometres north of Toronto.

The cats are soon to be fired, however. The government will shutter the plant next September.

The chorus of critics attacking the decision is not so much about the cats as the future viability of native species of Ontario trees.”

KEEP YOUR UNLEASHED PET CATS INDOORS.

(and don’t come and tell me about your outdoor cats that lived above 5 years. I had a barncat that lived up to 15 years. It’s called outlier of the average majority)