Dad:”you could go through that side of the forest creek and avoid the poison ivy”

My Internal Thoughts:”Oh, maybe I’ll find a different wildflower growing over in that area since the poison ivy won’t hinder/limit me. I doubt I’ll find groundnut vine but you never know-”

Dad:”The cattle used to be let out there so they grazed most of it out”

My Internal Thoughts:”SCRATCH THAT, THE CHANCES HIT THE ROCKS!”