gallusrostromegalus:

novelty-gift-ideas:

Garden Genie Gloves

..so I actually have a pair of these from the Greenhouse and they work fucking great?  

• comfy, like, actually comfy, not this half-assed “it’s not totally sweaty and gross” deal I get with most gloves
• claws mean u give good skrtiches and u will be the fave of the two huge fucking guard dogs the manager keeps on the property and nobody will bother you, ever.
• and if the dogs aren’t there dudes don’t perv on ppl wearing claws.
• earn the respect and fear of small children.
• u get to pretend to be a marauding bear which instantly makes working retail 500% better.