new cryptid: tumblr users who have never changed their url
*scrambles away into the underbrush*
*ducks behind a tree*
*burrows deeper underground*
*dives into a muddy culvert*
*rustles leaves surreptitiously*
(Is there a subtype of somebody who has never changed their icon, either? Because that’s me.)Guys c’mon, some of us are trying to steal wayward travels to their death out here, can we keep the noise down please.
*strolls out in front of your car in the middle of a dark rural road and stares at the headlights, eyes reflecting ominously for what feels like eons, before wandering back into the scrub*
*appears as a blurry but distinct figure in the background of all your photos from that trip to the mountains last fall*
*swoops down overheard, just fast enough to remain a blurr, but letting out a screech that cannot be identified as any known being of earthly origin*
*silhouette silently and suddenly appears at your window, when you open the blinds, nothing is there*
*scuttles into the brush with a hiss*