veni-vidi-vinca:

Crocus speciosus ‘Conqueror’ – Conqueror variety of Bieberstein’s crocus

I do not yet have any true Colchicum autumnale (autumn crocus), which would be more appropriate for evil witches. Despite their relative niceness I like how cheerily odd these fall blooming beauties are. So far they seem happy next to my car’s shelter.